Joke Of The Day - 8/15/11
Monday, August 15th, 2011Q. What does a girl and a plane have in common?
A. They both have cockpits.
Posts Tagged ‘girl jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 3/7/11
Monday, March 7th, 2011Q. What is the definition of “making love”?
A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.
Joke Of The Day - 1/12/11
Wednesday, January 12th, 2011Q. What is the job application to Hooters?
A. They just give you a bra and say here fill this out.
Joke Of The Day - 1/9/11
Sunday, January 9th, 2011Q. What is the best thing about an 18 year old girl in the shower?
A. Slick her hair back she looks 15.
Joke Of The Day - 12/10/10
Friday, December 10th, 2010Q. What is the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
A. Clitty litter.
Joke Of The Day - 10/20/10
Wednesday, October 20th, 2010Q. How can you tell if you are at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.
Joke Of The Day - 7/27/10
Tuesday, July 27th, 2010Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are YOU shaking? She’s going to eat me!
Joke Of The Day - 7/23/10
Friday, July 23rd, 2010Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A.When he is standing next to your girl saying her hair smells nice
Joke Of The Day - 7/18/10
Sunday, July 18th, 2010Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear and she can not find her cigarette.
Joke Of The Day - 7/12/10
Monday, July 12th, 2010Q. What is the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.
