Posts Tagged ‘gay jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 9/16/11

Friday, September 16th, 2011

Q. What does one gay guy say to another gay guy before going on vacation?
A. Can I help you pack your shit?

Joke Of The Day - 8/20/11

Saturday, August 20th, 2011

Q. What do you call five lesbians in a closet?
A. A licker cabinet.

Joke Of The Day - 8/19/11

Friday, August 19th, 2011

Q. What do a gay guy and an oven have in common?
A. They both brown your meat.

Joke Of The Day - 8/17/11

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Q. What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?
A. A licker license!

Joke of the day - 7/20/11

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.

Joke of the day - 7/16/11

Saturday, July 16th, 2011

Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
A. Speed bumps.

Joke Of The Day - 6/12/11

Sunday, June 12th, 2011

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can not see a thing with all this shit in here!

Joke Of The Day - 6/4/11

Saturday, June 4th, 2011

Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
A. They went outside to exchange blows.

Joke Of The Day - 5/7/11

Saturday, May 7th, 2011

Q. What does AIDS stand for?
A. Anally Injected Death Sentence.

Joke Of The Day - 4/3/11

Sunday, April 3rd, 2011

Q. What language does Jewish homo speak?
A. Heblew