Posts Tagged ‘gay jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 1/29/12

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.

Joke Of The Day - 1/20/12

Friday, January 20th, 2012

Q. What do David Koresh and Richard Simmons have in common?
A. They are both flamers.

Joke Of The Day - 1/6/12

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can not see a thing with all this shit in here!

Joke Of The Day - 12/30/11

Friday, December 30th, 2011

Q. Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A. “Leave it, it’s Beaver.”

Joke Of The Day - 12/10/11

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

Q. What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
A. The aids team.

Joke Of The Day - 11/12/11

Saturday, November 12th, 2011

Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.

Joke Of The Day - 10/23/11

Sunday, October 23rd, 2011

Q. Why don’t gay guys eat corn?
A. They don’t want corn on the knob.

Joke Of The Day - 10/15/11

Saturday, October 15th, 2011

Q. Why did the guy decide to stop being gay?
A. He was sick and tired of all the assholes.

Joke Of The Day - 9/16/11

Friday, September 16th, 2011

Q. What does one gay guy say to another gay guy before going on vacation?
A. Can I help you pack your shit?

Joke Of The Day - 8/20/11

Saturday, August 20th, 2011

Q. What do you call five lesbians in a closet?
A. A licker cabinet.