Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Joke of the day - 11/19/08

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.

Joke of the day - 11/18/08

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.

Joke of the day - 11/17/08

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried chicken?
A: By the time you’ve finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in.

Joke of the day - 11/16/08

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Falling Off Treadmill

Friday, November 14th, 2008

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Slow Down Cop Hides Behind Sign

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

Religion

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Joke of the day - 11/1/08

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Halloween Pumpkin Flashers

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Pumpkin or Cheeseburger

Thursday, October 30th, 2008