Joke of the day - 3/23/09
Monday, March 23rd, 2009Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
A. A wet nose.
Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
A. A wet nose.
Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn’t follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A. They have cotton balls
Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A. He decided to stick it out for one more year!