Joke Of The Day - 8/9/10
Monday, August 9th, 2010Q. What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A. Spit, swallow, and gargle,
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Joke of the day - 1/2/10
Saturday, January 2nd, 2010Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming!
Joke of the day - 11/30/09
Monday, November 30th, 2009Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.
Joke of the day - 11/29/09
Sunday, November 29th, 2009Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can’t?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Joke of the day - 5/6/09
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Joke of the day - 4/16/09
Thursday, April 16th, 2009Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Joke of the day - 3/28/09
Saturday, March 28th, 2009Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It’s sex with someone they love.
Joke of the day - 3/23/09
Monday, March 23rd, 2009Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
A. A wet nose.
Joke of the day - 3/19/09
Thursday, March 19th, 2009Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn’t follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
Joke of the day - 2/23/09
Monday, February 23rd, 2009Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A. They have cotton balls
