Joke Of The Day - 4/18/11
Monday, April 18th, 2011Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
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Joke Of The Day - 4/13/11
Wednesday, April 13th, 2011Q. What is the difference between a Virgin and a washing machine?
A. The washing machine does not follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
Joke Of The Day - 1/24/11
Monday, January 24th, 2011Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A. Twocanchew (two can chew).
Joke Of The Day - 8/9/10
Monday, August 9th, 2010Q. What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A. Spit, swallow, and gargle,
Joke of the day - 1/2/10
Saturday, January 2nd, 2010Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming!
Joke of the day - 11/30/09
Monday, November 30th, 2009Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.
Joke of the day - 11/29/09
Sunday, November 29th, 2009Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can’t?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Joke of the day - 5/6/09
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Joke of the day - 4/16/09
Thursday, April 16th, 2009Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Joke of the day - 3/28/09
Saturday, March 28th, 2009Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It’s sex with someone they love.
