Posts Tagged ‘funny sayings’

Quote Of The Day

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly”.
100 days into Obama’s presidency…. Swine flu!

Quote of the day

Friday, April 24th, 2009

9000 People are fucking right now.
2000 are kissing.
100 are getting head.
And 1 lonely fucker is reading this. You hang in there sunshine!

Quote of the day

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

A guy had a girlfriend who loved to rub his balls after sex.
One day he asked her why she did that and she said, “I miss mine.”