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9000 People are fucking right now.
2000 are kissing.
100 are getting head.
And 1 lonely fucker is reading this. You hang in there sunshine!

If You Are Having A Bad Day Remember:
You could be a conjoined twin stuck to a gay brother who has a date tonight and you the only one with an ass.

Teacher asked a girl to use handsome in a sentence.
The girl replies, “When I suck dick to long my jaws get tired so I use my hand some.”

A black kid says, “Mom I have the biggest dick in 3rd grade. Its cuz I am black right?
She says, “Nigga its cuz you suppose to be in 12th grade.”

A guy had a girlfriend who loved to rub his balls after sex.
One day he asked her why she did that and she said, “I miss mine.”

Boy catches dad fucking mom.
Dad winks and keeps going.
Next day dad walks in on boy fucking grandma.
Boy says, “Not so funny when its your mom is it?”

98% of drivers say, “Oh shit” when they hit ice. The other 2% are from NJ and say, “Hold my beer and watch this shit!”

Teacher asked Timmy, why is your cat in school today?

Timmy says (crying) I heard daddy tell mommy “I’m eating that pussy when the kids leave!”