Joke Of The Day - 8/22/11
Monday, August 22nd, 2011Q. How can you tell if a midgets having her period?
A. She keeps tripping over the string.
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Joke Of The Day - 8/20/11
Saturday, August 20th, 2011Q. What do you call five lesbians in a closet?
A. A licker cabinet.
Joke Of The Day - 8/17/11
Wednesday, August 17th, 2011Q. What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?
A. A licker license!
Joke Of The Day - 8/16/11
Tuesday, August 16th, 2011Q. Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the worldwide rights to Viagra?
A. He is renaming it MICROHARD.
Joke Of The Day - 8/15/11
Monday, August 15th, 2011Q. What does a girl and a plane have in common?
A. They both have cockpits.
Joke Of The Day - 8/14/11
Sunday, August 14th, 2011Q. Why do soldiers wear condoms?
A. So the enemy does not seem them coming!
Joke Of The Day - 8/13/11
Saturday, August 13th, 2011Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
Joke of the day - 7/21/11
Thursday, July 21st, 2011Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
Joke of the day - 7/9/11
Saturday, July 9th, 2011Q. Why did the mean boys call the girl train tracks?
A. Because they always running trains on her.
Joke Of The Day - 6/28/11
Tuesday, June 28th, 2011Q. How do you tell if a chick is to fat to fuck?
A. When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them.
