Joke Of The Day - 11/11/11
Friday, November 11th, 2011Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
Posts Tagged ‘funny jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 10/27/11
Thursday, October 27th, 2011Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.
Joke Of The Day - 10/22/11
Saturday, October 22nd, 2011Q. What is the funniest thing in the world?
A. Ten blind guys trying to sit at a table set for eight.
Joke Of The Day - 9/27/11
Tuesday, September 27th, 2011Q. What is the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.
Joke Of The Day - 9/22/11
Thursday, September 22nd, 2011Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit ribbit and the other one says rub it rub it!
Joke Of The Day - 9/21/11
Wednesday, September 21st, 2011Q. What do you call kids whose parents are white and mexican?
A. Crackers and beans!
Joke Of The Day - 9/7/11
Wednesday, September 7th, 2011Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face.
Joke Of The Day - 9/5/11
Monday, September 5th, 2011Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Joke Of The Day - 9/3/11
Saturday, September 3rd, 2011Q. What would you call a person who hates people that run in competition?
A. A racist.
Joke Of The Day - 8/28/11
Sunday, August 28th, 2011Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
