Joke Of The Day - 9/7/11
Wednesday, September 7th, 2011Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face.
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Joke Of The Day - 9/5/11
Monday, September 5th, 2011Q. What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
A. Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Joke Of The Day - 9/3/11
Saturday, September 3rd, 2011Q. What would you call a person who hates people that run in competition?
A. A racist.
Joke Of The Day - 8/28/11
Sunday, August 28th, 2011Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
Joke Of The Day - 8/22/11
Monday, August 22nd, 2011Q. How can you tell if a midgets having her period?
A. She keeps tripping over the string.
Joke Of The Day - 8/20/11
Saturday, August 20th, 2011Q. What do you call five lesbians in a closet?
A. A licker cabinet.
Joke Of The Day - 8/17/11
Wednesday, August 17th, 2011Q. What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?
A. A licker license!
Joke Of The Day - 8/16/11
Tuesday, August 16th, 2011Q. Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the worldwide rights to Viagra?
A. He is renaming it MICROHARD.
Joke Of The Day - 8/15/11
Monday, August 15th, 2011Q. What does a girl and a plane have in common?
A. They both have cockpits.
Joke Of The Day - 8/14/11
Sunday, August 14th, 2011Q. Why do soldiers wear condoms?
A. So the enemy does not seem them coming!
