Posts Tagged ‘funny jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 1/23/12

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

Q. How can you make God laugh?
A. Tell Him your plans for the future.

Joke Of The Day - 1/17/12

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

Q. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
A. Too many cheetahs.

Joke Of The Day - 1/7/12

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”

Joke Of The Day - 11/15/11

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a Porcupine and a Porsche owner?
A. With a Porcupine the prick is on the outside!

Joke Of The Day - 11/11/11

Friday, November 11th, 2011

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.

Joke Of The Day - 10/27/11

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.

Joke Of The Day - 10/22/11

Saturday, October 22nd, 2011

Q. What is the funniest thing in the world?
A. Ten blind guys trying to sit at a table set for eight.

Joke Of The Day - 9/27/11

Tuesday, September 27th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.

Joke Of The Day - 9/22/11

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit ribbit and the other one says rub it rub it!

Joke Of The Day - 9/21/11

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Q. What do you call kids whose parents are white and mexican?
A. Crackers and beans!