Joke of the day - 7/1/09
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
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Joke of the day - 6/30/09
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts
Joke of the day - 6/28/09
Sunday, June 28th, 2009Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The position of the dirt bag
Quote Of The Day
Thursday, June 25th, 2009I bought a race horse named “MyFace.” He’s not very fast, but imagine the people in the stands yelling “Come on my face! Come on my face!”
Joke of the day - 6/24/09
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009Q. Where does the one legged waitress work?
A. The Ihop
Joke of the day - 6/15/09
Monday, June 15th, 2009Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 ft. of my cock in your ass
Joke of the day - 6/14/09
Sunday, June 14th, 2009Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A. They have cotton balls
Joke of the day - 6/9/09
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don’t talk.
Joke of the day - 6/5/09
Friday, June 5th, 2009Q. What is better than a cold Bud?
A. A warm bush.
Quote of the day
Thursday, June 4th, 2009Don’t say anything but guess who’s still together after all the shit between them.
Your Ass Cheeks!
