Posts Tagged ‘funny jokes’
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012
Q. What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick pocket snatches watches and a peeping tom watches snatches.
Tags: funny jokes, jokes, peeping tom, pick pocket, watches jokes
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Friday, May 4th, 2012
Q. What did one tit say to the other?
A. I hope we get support soon or people will think we are nuts.
Tags: funny jokes, nut jokes, support jokes, tit jokes
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Tuesday, May 1st, 2012
Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Tags: blow job jokes, daily jokes, funny jokes, job jokes, wife jokes
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Thursday, April 26th, 2012
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged!
Tags: cinderella, cinderella jokes, disney jokes, funny jokes, kids jokes
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Sunday, February 19th, 2012
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Tags: cock jokes, crossing jokes, funny jokes, peanut butter jokes, rooster jokes, stick jokes
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Tuesday, February 7th, 2012
Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they do not get assholes until they are married.
Tags: asshole jokes, funny jokes, little girl jokes, marriage jokes
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Monday, January 23rd, 2012
Q. How can you make God laugh?
A. Tell Him your plans for the future.
Tags: funny jokes, future jokes, god jokes, plan jokes, planning for future
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Tuesday, January 17th, 2012
Q. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
A. Too many cheetahs.
Tags: animal jokes, cheater jokes, cheetah jokes, funny jokes, jungle jokes
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Saturday, January 7th, 2012
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Tags: disney jokes, funny jokes, kids jokes, pinocchio jokes, raggedy anne jokes
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Tuesday, November 15th, 2011
Q. What is the difference between a Porcupine and a Porsche owner?
A. With a Porcupine the prick is on the outside!
Tags: funny jokes, porcupine jokes, Porcupines, porsche jokes prick jokes, porsche owners
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