Joke Of The Day - 5/23/12
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012Q. What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick pocket snatches watches and a peeping tom watches snatches.
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Joke Of The Day - 5/4/12
Friday, May 4th, 2012Q. What did one tit say to the other?
A. I hope we get support soon or people will think we are nuts.
Joke Of The Day - 5/1/12
Tuesday, May 1st, 2012Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Joke Of The Day - 4/26/12
Thursday, April 26th, 2012Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged!
Joke Of The Day - 2/19/12
Sunday, February 19th, 2012Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Joke Of The Day - 2/7/12
Tuesday, February 7th, 2012Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they do not get assholes until they are married.
Joke Of The Day - 1/23/12
Monday, January 23rd, 2012Q. How can you make God laugh?
A. Tell Him your plans for the future.
Joke Of The Day - 1/17/12
Tuesday, January 17th, 2012Q. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
A. Too many cheetahs.
Joke Of The Day - 1/7/12
Saturday, January 7th, 2012Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke Of The Day - 11/15/11
Tuesday, November 15th, 2011Q. What is the difference between a Porcupine and a Porsche owner?
A. With a Porcupine the prick is on the outside!
