Joke Of The Day - 1/23/12
Monday, January 23rd, 2012Q. How can you make God laugh?
A. Tell Him your plans for the future.
Posts Tagged ‘funny jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 1/17/12
Tuesday, January 17th, 2012Q. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
A. Too many cheetahs.
Joke Of The Day - 1/7/12
Saturday, January 7th, 2012Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke Of The Day - 11/15/11
Tuesday, November 15th, 2011Q. What is the difference between a Porcupine and a Porsche owner?
A. With a Porcupine the prick is on the outside!
Joke Of The Day - 11/11/11
Friday, November 11th, 2011Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
Joke Of The Day - 10/27/11
Thursday, October 27th, 2011Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.
Joke Of The Day - 10/22/11
Saturday, October 22nd, 2011Q. What is the funniest thing in the world?
A. Ten blind guys trying to sit at a table set for eight.
Joke Of The Day - 9/27/11
Tuesday, September 27th, 2011Q. What is the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.
Joke Of The Day - 9/22/11
Thursday, September 22nd, 2011Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit ribbit and the other one says rub it rub it!
Joke Of The Day - 9/21/11
Wednesday, September 21st, 2011Q. What do you call kids whose parents are white and mexican?
A. Crackers and beans!
