Posts Tagged ‘frog jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 1/24/12

Tuesday, January 24th, 2012

Q. What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A. He got toad away.

Joke Of The Day - 9/22/11

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit ribbit and the other one says rub it rub it!

Joke Of The Day - 2/25/11

Friday, February 25th, 2011

Q. What is slimy cold long and smells like pork?
A. Kermit the frogs finger.

Joke Of The Day - 11/9/10

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Q. What’s the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes “Ribbit” and the other goes “Rubbit.”

Joke Of The Day - 9/28/10

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit ribbit and the other one says rub-it rub-it!

Joke of the day - 10/3/09

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

Q. What’s slimy cold long and smells like pork?
A. Kermit the frogs finger.

Joke of the day - 9/17/09

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Q. What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A. He got toad away.

Joke of the day - 3/26/09

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Q. What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A. He got toad away.