Joke Of The Day - 5/7/12
Monday, May 7th, 2012Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A. They are cheaper than day rates.
Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A. They are cheaper than day rates.
Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 2 calves, 1 ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find.