Posts Tagged ‘farting jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 11/7/11

Monday, November 7th, 2011

Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Joke Of The Day - 3/25/11

Friday, March 25th, 2011

Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Joke of the day - 5/28/10

Friday, May 28th, 2010

Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge does not fart when you pull your meat out.

Joke of the day - 11/20/09

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out.

Joke of the day - 11/4/09

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.

Joke of the day - 9/6/09

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Joke of the day - 8/11/09

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.