Posts Tagged ‘fart jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 5/25/12

Friday, May 25th, 2012

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke Of The Day - 4/2/12

Monday, April 2nd, 2012

Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A. A private tutor.

Joke Of The Day - 1/8/12

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Joke Of The Day - 11/1/11

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke of the day - 8/1/11

Monday, August 1st, 2011

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke of the day - 7/25/11

Monday, July 25th, 2011

Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Joke Of The Day - 5/8/11

Sunday, May 8th, 2011

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke Of The Day - 4/2/11

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge does not fart when you pull your meat out.

Joke Of The Day - 3/30/11

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Joke Of The Day - 3/25/11

Friday, March 25th, 2011

Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.