Posts Tagged ‘farm animal jokes’

Joke of the day - 9/20/09

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Q. If I had a rooster and you had a mule and your mule ate the feet off of my rooster, what would we have?
A. Two feet of my cock in your ass!

Joke of the day - 4/17/09

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: “How do you breathe through that thing?”