Posts Tagged ‘economy’

The Economy Is “F” ed Up

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Democrats and Republicans on Capitol Hill immediately blamed each other for the failure of a $700 billion bailout package in the House on Monday.

House Minority Leader John Boehner, R-Ohio, said there would be no revote on the bill on Monday because members had left the Capitol.

It was unclear in what form the congressional leadership would bring the bill back to the House floor.

The stock market immediately dipped hundreds of points after it became apparent that the bill would fail. The Dow closed down 777 points at the end of trading Monday, a record plunge.

The package, which was backed by both the Democratic and Republican congressional leadership as well as President Bush, failed in the House by a vote of 228-205.

Nearly 60 percent of Democrats voted for the bill, while about a third of Republicans supported it.

Source: CNN

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Stocks Crushed

Approximately $1.2 trillion in market value is gone after the House rejects the $700 billion bank bailout plan.

Stocks skidded Monday, with the Dow slumping nearly 778 points, in the biggest single-day point loss ever, after the House rejected the government’s $700 billion bank bailout plan.

The day’s loss knocked out approximately $1.2 trillion in market value, the first post-$1 trillion day ever, according to a drop in the Dow Jones Wilshire 5000, the broadest measure of the stock market.

Source: CNN

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9/17/08 “Head” lines

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
Babies dying in China due to tainted milk formula
Will AIG be saved after $85 billion tax payer loan
WaMu for Sale along with every other financial institution
Man Steals Empty Beer Cans To Buy Crack
Lights In The Sky….
Woman meets guy at bar then he steals her car
Magic Johnson not so magical in housing crisis
What Buffett thinks!
Wanna get caught by the cops steal a Krispy Kreme truck
Al Qaeda blamed for U.S. Embassy Attack

Bankrupted by Bush

Monday, September 15th, 2008

President Bush Sucks!

More bad economic news today… Lehman Brothers filed for the biggest bankruptcy in history, Bank of America said it would buy Merrill Lynch and AIG slumps as insurer rushes to raise capital

For those of you who are Howard Stern fans, you probably knew this day was coming. In 2000, before Bush became president, Howard Stern predicted that if Bush became president that he would bankrupt this country. So far, Stern’s prediction is right.  Let’s hope we can last another two months before the Bush bankrupt’s the entire world.


9/12/08 “Head” lines

Friday, September 12th, 2008
Homeowner Finds SUV With 2 Dead In Pool
Mom steals daughter’s ID, pretends to be high school cheerleader
Group of firebombers set fire to strip mall and themselves
Alcoholics force vanilla extract off shelves
Tired of co workers stealing your lunch
Dad chases nude boy from daughter’s room with pipe
Guess what you can find on a golf course!
You can buy Michael Jackson’s undies if you want.
Jet Parking or NOT!
Romo the good samaritan. Who wouldn’t be if you are banging Jessica Simpson
Are you married and sleeping separately
Jamie Lynn Spear’s fools Paparazzi. Do you care?
Frog Plague in Florida
Retail Sales are Down… Just like the rest of the Economy