Posts Tagged ‘dogs’

Joke of the day - 5/9/09

Saturday, May 9th, 2009

Q. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Joke of the day - 5/8/09

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

Beggars

Monday, October 6th, 2008

10/2/08 “Head” lines

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
NES Bong
Woman buys house for $1.75 on ebay
Steve Fossett’s plane and belongings found
Man shoots own arm after being denied sex
Comic addict plots to kill parents to avoid cleaning room
post gazette Dogs, cats, goats, chickens, rabbits seized from 2 bedroom house
2 JetBlue pilots charged in attack on cabbie
Artist wants to smoke Cobain’s stolen ashes
Oregon troopers ride with truckers to catch aggressive drivers
LoHud Man uses technology to help police find suspect in laptop theft
Mets pitcher Ambiorix Burgos in alleged hit-and-run that killed two
Maria Sharapova could be yours for a cool $10,000
Warren Buffett: We Have “Terrible, Terrible Problems” but buys 3 billion in GE stock
Will Apple iTunes shut down

The Long Dog

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008