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Joke of the day - 5/9/09

Saturday, May 9th, 2009

Q. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Joke of the day - 5/8/09

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

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Joke of the day - 3/23/09

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
A. A wet nose.

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Joke of the day - 3/13/09

Friday, March 13th, 2009

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

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