Joke Of The Day - 1/28/12
Saturday, January 28th, 2012Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. Does not matter he will not come to you anyway!
Posts Tagged ‘dog jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 1/16/12
Monday, January 16th, 2012Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can not make a fist.
Joke Of The Day - 12/14/10
Tuesday, December 14th, 2010Q. Why does a dog lick his butt?
A. Because he knows that in five minutes he will be licking your face.
Joke Of The Day - 11/13/10
Saturday, November 13th, 2010Q. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year the dog is still excited to see you.
Joke Of The Day - 8/25/10
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Joke Of The Day - 8/21/10
Saturday, August 21st, 2010Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can’t make a fist.
Joke of the day - 1/31/10
Sunday, January 31st, 2010Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog, once he’s in, he shuts up!
Joke of the day - 11/9/09
Monday, November 9th, 2009Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog. Once he’s in he shuts up!
Joke of the day - 9/12/09
Saturday, September 12th, 2009Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. Doesn’t matter… he won’t come to you anyway!
Joke of the day - 9/8/09
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009Q. How do you make a cat go “woof”?
A. Douse it in gas, strike a match, and then WHOOF!
