Joke of the day - 2/17/10
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010Q. Why did Tigger lok in the toilet?
A. Because he was looking for Pooh.
Posts Tagged ‘disney jokes’
Joke of the day - 1/28/10
Thursday, January 28th, 2010Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Joke of the day - 1/13/10
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke of the day - 7/23/09
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009Q. Why did Minnie Mouse dump Mickey Mouse?
A. Because she was fucking Goofy.
Joke of the day - 7/21/09
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?
A. She sat on Pinocchio’s face and told him to lie.
Joke of the day - 5/28/09
Thursday, May 28th, 2009Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged
Joke of the day - 4/25/09
Saturday, April 25th, 2009Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Joke of the day - 4/14/09
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009Q: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!
Joke of the day - 3/21/09
Saturday, March 21st, 2009Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged
