Joke Of The Day - 4/26/12
Thursday, April 26th, 2012Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged!
Posts Tagged ‘disney jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 2/17/12
Friday, February 17th, 2012Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke Of The Day - 1/7/12
Saturday, January 7th, 2012Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke Of The Day - 8/18/11
Thursday, August 18th, 2011Q. Why did Minnie Mouse dump Mickey Mouse?
A. Because she was fucking Goofy.
Joke of the day - 7/27/11
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke of the day - 7/1/11
Friday, July 1st, 2011Q. Why did Tigger lok in the toilet?
A. Because he was looking for Pooh.
Joke Of The Day - 2/4/11
Friday, February 4th, 2011Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged
Joke Of The Day - 10/1/10
Friday, October 1st, 2010Q. What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Joke of the day - 6/1/10
Tuesday, June 1st, 2010Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged
Joke of the day - 4/13/10
Tuesday, April 13th, 2010Q. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A. Because he was looking for Pooh.
