Posts Tagged ‘disney jokes’
Friday, February 17th, 2012
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Tags: disney jokes, lie to me, pinocchio jokes, raggedy anne, raggedy anne jokes
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Saturday, January 7th, 2012
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Tags: disney jokes, funny jokes, kids jokes, pinocchio jokes, raggedy anne jokes
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Thursday, August 18th, 2011
Q. Why did Minnie Mouse dump Mickey Mouse?
A. Because she was fucking Goofy.
Tags: disney jokes, goofy jokes, mickey mouse jokes, minnie mouse, Minnie Mouse jokes
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Wednesday, July 27th, 2011
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Tags: dirty jokes, disney jokes, Joke of the Day, kids jokes
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Friday, July 1st, 2011
Q. Why did Tigger lok in the toilet?
A. Because he was looking for Pooh.
Tags: disney jokes, kids jokes, pooh jokes, tigger jokes
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Friday, February 4th, 2011
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged
Tags: ball jokes, cinderella, cinderella jokes, disney jokes, gag jokes, kids Cinderella jokes, kids jokes
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Friday, October 1st, 2010
Q. What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Tags: disney jokes, funny jokes, ride jokes, ride pass, two minute ride, viagra jokes
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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged
Tags: ball jokes, cinderella jokes, disney jokes, gagging jokes, jokes, kids jokes
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Tuesday, April 13th, 2010
Q. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A. Because he was looking for Pooh.
Tags: disney jokes, kids jokes, pooh jokes, poop jokes, Tiger jokes, tigger jokes
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Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Q. Why did Tigger lok in the toilet?
A. Because he was looking for Pooh.
Tags: christmas pooh, disney jokes, pooh, pooh jokes, tigger jokes, toilet humor, toilet jokes, Whiny the pooh
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