Posts Tagged ‘disney jokes’
Thursday, April 26th, 2012
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged!
Tags: cinderella, cinderella jokes, disney jokes, funny jokes, kids jokes
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Friday, February 17th, 2012
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Tags: disney jokes, lie to me, pinocchio jokes, raggedy anne, raggedy anne jokes
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Saturday, January 7th, 2012
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Tags: disney jokes, funny jokes, kids jokes, pinocchio jokes, raggedy anne jokes
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Thursday, August 18th, 2011
Q. Why did Minnie Mouse dump Mickey Mouse?
A. Because she was fucking Goofy.
Tags: disney jokes, goofy jokes, mickey mouse jokes, minnie mouse, Minnie Mouse jokes
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Wednesday, July 27th, 2011
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Tags: dirty jokes, disney jokes, Joke of the Day, kids jokes
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Friday, July 1st, 2011
Q. Why did Tigger lok in the toilet?
A. Because he was looking for Pooh.
Tags: disney jokes, kids jokes, pooh jokes, tigger jokes
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Friday, February 4th, 2011
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged
Tags: ball jokes, cinderella, cinderella jokes, disney jokes, gag jokes, kids Cinderella jokes, kids jokes
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Friday, October 1st, 2010
Q. What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Tags: disney jokes, funny jokes, ride jokes, ride pass, two minute ride, viagra jokes
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Tuesday, June 1st, 2010
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged
Tags: ball jokes, cinderella jokes, disney jokes, gagging jokes, jokes, kids jokes
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Tuesday, April 13th, 2010
Q. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A. Because he was looking for Pooh.
Tags: disney jokes, kids jokes, pooh jokes, poop jokes, Tiger jokes, tigger jokes
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