Joke Of The Day - 11/15/10
Monday, November 15th, 2010Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?
A. Miracle whip.
Posts Tagged ‘dirty jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 9/24/10
Friday, September 24th, 2010Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can not?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Joke Of The Day - 8/19/10
Thursday, August 19th, 2010Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A. I feel like a kid again!
Joke Of The Day - 8/4/10
Wednesday, August 4th, 2010Q. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Joke Of The Day - 7/13/10
Tuesday, July 13th, 2010Q. What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A. A baby with slashed floaties.
Joke Of The Day - 7/2/10
Friday, July 2nd, 2010Q. Why do women have 2% more brains than a cow?
A. So when you pull their tits they won’t shit on the floor.
Joke Of The Day - 6/26/10
Saturday, June 26th, 2010Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming!
Joke Of The Day - 6/17/10
Thursday, June 17th, 2010Q. What is the hardest thing about a sex change operation?
A. Inserting the anchovies.
Joke Of The Day - 6/14/10
Monday, June 14th, 2010Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A. A salad shooter
Joke Of The Day - 6/11/10
Friday, June 11th, 2010Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning girls.
