Joke Of The Day - 2/5/11
Saturday, February 5th, 2011Q. What is the difference between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom’s apple pie.
Posts Tagged ‘dirty jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 1/15/11
Saturday, January 15th, 2011Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.
Joke Of The Day - 1/14/11
Friday, January 14th, 2011Q. What is even better than winning the Special Olympics?
A. Not being a retard.
Joke Of The Day - 1/9/11
Sunday, January 9th, 2011Q. What is the best thing about an 18 year old girl in the shower?
A. Slick her hair back she looks 15.
Joke Of The Day - 12/17/10
Friday, December 17th, 2010Q. How do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?
A. Fill up her cunt with shit.
Joke Of The Day - 12/16/10
Thursday, December 16th, 2010Q. What is the worst thing about eating bald pussy?
A. Putting the diaper back on.
Joke Of The Day - 12/6/10
Monday, December 6th, 2010Q. Whats the best thing about a pedophile?
A. They drive slow in a school zone!
Joke Of The Day - 11/15/10
Monday, November 15th, 2010Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?
A. Miracle whip.
Joke Of The Day - 9/24/10
Friday, September 24th, 2010Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can not?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Joke Of The Day - 8/19/10
Thursday, August 19th, 2010Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A. I feel like a kid again!
