Joke Of The Day - 3/4/11
Friday, March 4th, 2011Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The position of the dirt bag.
Posts Tagged ‘dirty jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 2/8/11
Tuesday, February 8th, 2011Q. What does do women and milk cartons have in common?
A. You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
Joke Of The Day - 2/6/11
Sunday, February 6th, 2011Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 feet of my cock in your ass!
Joke Of The Day - 2/5/11
Saturday, February 5th, 2011Q. What is the difference between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom’s apple pie.
Joke Of The Day - 1/15/11
Saturday, January 15th, 2011Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.
Joke Of The Day - 1/14/11
Friday, January 14th, 2011Q. What is even better than winning the Special Olympics?
A. Not being a retard.
Joke Of The Day - 1/9/11
Sunday, January 9th, 2011Q. What is the best thing about an 18 year old girl in the shower?
A. Slick her hair back she looks 15.
Joke Of The Day - 12/17/10
Friday, December 17th, 2010Q. How do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?
A. Fill up her cunt with shit.
Joke Of The Day - 12/16/10
Thursday, December 16th, 2010Q. What is the worst thing about eating bald pussy?
A. Putting the diaper back on.
Joke Of The Day - 12/6/10
Monday, December 6th, 2010Q. Whats the best thing about a pedophile?
A. They drive slow in a school zone!
