Joke Of The Day - 5/16/11
Monday, May 16th, 2011Q. What is the difference between “Ooooh!” and “Aaaah!”?
A. About three inches.
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Joke Of The Day - 5/15/11
Sunday, May 15th, 2011Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you are feeding a horse.
Joke Of The Day - 4/26/11
Tuesday, April 26th, 2011Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we do not get some support soon people will think we are nuts!
Joke Of The Day - 3/29/11
Tuesday, March 29th, 2011Q. What is the difference between love and herpes?
A. Herpes lasts forever.
Joke Of The Day - 3/26/11
Saturday, March 26th, 2011Q. Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A. “May I push in your stool?”
Joke Of The Day - 3/19/11
Saturday, March 19th, 2011Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A. Very satisfying.
Joke Of The Day - 3/7/11
Monday, March 7th, 2011Q. What is the definition of “making love”?
A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.
Joke Of The Day - 3/4/11
Friday, March 4th, 2011Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The position of the dirt bag.
Joke Of The Day - 2/8/11
Tuesday, February 8th, 2011Q. What does do women and milk cartons have in common?
A. You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
Joke Of The Day - 2/6/11
Sunday, February 6th, 2011Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 feet of my cock in your ass!
