Joke of the day - 8/2/09
Sunday, August 2nd, 2009Q. How are women and tornadoes alike?
A. They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
Posts Tagged ‘dirty jokes’
Joke of the day - 7/13/09
Monday, July 13th, 2009Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
Joke of the day - 7/12/09
Sunday, July 12th, 2009Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
Joke of the day - 7/7/09
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A. A private tutor.
Joke of the day - 6/19/09
Friday, June 19th, 2009Q. What do you call an afghan virgin
A. Mever bin laid on
Joke of the day - 5/31/09
Sunday, May 31st, 2009Q. What’s a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
Joke of the day - 5/29/09
Friday, May 29th, 2009Q. What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom’s apple pie.
Joke of the day - 4/24/09
Friday, April 24th, 2009Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins !
Joke of the day - 4/21/09
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!
Joke of the day - 3/28/09
Saturday, March 28th, 2009Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It’s sex with someone they love.
