Posts Tagged ‘dirty jokes’
Sunday, May 30th, 2010
Q. What’s a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.
Tags: daily joke, dirty jokes, necrophiliac, necrophiliac jokes, sex jokes, sick jokes
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Sunday, May 23rd, 2010
Q. What is the definition of “making love”?
A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.
Tags: dirty jokes, fucking jokes, making love, sex jokes, woman sex jokes
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Thursday, May 20th, 2010
Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
Tags: dirty jokes, fraud jokes, jokes, male fraud, transvestites, transvetite jokes
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Wednesday, May 19th, 2010
Q. What’s gray, sits by the bed and takes the piss?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.
Tags: bed jokes, dirty jokes, Joke of the Day, old people jokes, piss jokes, sick jokes
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Friday, May 14th, 2010
Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”
Tags: bloody jokes, dirty jokes, lesbian jokes, lesbian vampires, lesbians, sick jokes, vampire jokes, vampires
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Tuesday, May 11th, 2010
Q. What’s sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A. Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.
Tags: bj jokes, dirty jokes, pregnant jokes, pregnant woman, sex with pregnant woman
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Sunday, May 2nd, 2010
Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine
Tags: dirty jokes, long and hard, one line jokes, one liners, seamen, submarines
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Sunday, April 18th, 2010
Q. How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck ?
A. When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them.
Tags: bad jokes, dirty jokes, fat chick jokes, fucking fat chicks, funny jokes, jokes
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Saturday, April 10th, 2010
Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit.
Tags: deep shit, dirty jokes, funny jokes, mafia, mafia jokes, pussy jokes, slip of the tongue, tongue jokes
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Tuesday, April 6th, 2010
Q. What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Tags: death jokes, dirty jokes, jokes, mean jokes, sex jokes, sick jokes
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