Posts Tagged ‘dirty jokes’
Sunday, August 2nd, 2009
Q. How are women and tornadoes alike?
A. They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
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Monday, July 13th, 2009
Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
Tags: dirty jokes, funny jokes, irritate women, laxatives, laxatives women, one line jokes, shit jokes, woman laxatives
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Sunday, July 12th, 2009
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
Tags: close eyes during sex, dirty jokes, good times, one line jokes, one liner jokes, q and a jokes, sex jokes, women jokes
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Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A. A private tutor.
Tags: dirty jokes, fart jokes, farting, funny jokes, joke of day, Joke of the Day, one line jokes
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Friday, June 19th, 2009
Q. What do you call an afghan virgin
A. Mever bin laid on
Tags: afghan jokes, afghan virgins, bin laden jokes, dirty jokes, jokes, osama jokes, sex jokes, virgin jokes, virgins
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Sunday, May 31st, 2009
Q. What’s a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
Tags: balloons, dirty jokes, funny jokes, jokes, sex jokes, virgin jokes, virgins and balloons
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Friday, May 29th, 2009
Q. What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom’s apple pie.
Tags: apple pie, dirty jokes, dirty sex jokes, eat apple pie, funny jokes, how to eat, how to make apple pie, jokes, pussy jokes, sex jokes
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Friday, April 24th, 2009
Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins !
Tags: dirty jokes, funny jokes, jokes, menopause jokes, women jokes
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Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!
Tags: dirty jokes, funny jokes, one line jokes, one liners, sex jokes, virgin jokes
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