Joke of the day - 5/30/10
Sunday, May 30th, 2010Q. What’s a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.
Posts Tagged ‘dirty jokes’
Joke of the day - 5/23/10
Sunday, May 23rd, 2010Q. What is the definition of “making love”?
A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.
Joke of the day - 5/20/10
Thursday, May 20th, 2010Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
Joke of the day - 5/19/10
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010Q. What’s gray, sits by the bed and takes the piss?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.
Joke of the day - 5/14/10
Friday, May 14th, 2010Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”
Joke of the day - 5/11/10
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010Q. What’s sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A. Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.
Joke of the day - 5/2/10
Sunday, May 2nd, 2010Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen?
A. A submarine
Joke of the day - 4/18/10
Sunday, April 18th, 2010Q. How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck ?
A. When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them.
Joke of the day - 4/10/10
Saturday, April 10th, 2010Q. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A. One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit.
Joke of the day - 4/6/10
Tuesday, April 6th, 2010Q. What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
