Joke Of The Day - 1/12/12
Thursday, January 12th, 2012Q. What is the best thing about an 18 year old girl in the shower?
A. Slick her hair back she looks 15.
Posts Tagged ‘dirty jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 1/10/12
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Joke Of The Day - 10/29/11
Saturday, October 29th, 2011Q. What do an airport and an illegal abortion have in common?
A. The hanger.
Joke Of The Day - 10/27/11
Thursday, October 27th, 2011Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.
Joke of the day - 7/27/11
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Joke Of The Day - 6/18/11
Saturday, June 18th, 2011Q. What is the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love does not last forever.
Joke Of The Day - 6/9/11
Thursday, June 9th, 2011Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy.
Joke Of The Day - 6/3/11
Friday, June 3rd, 2011Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.
Joke Of The Day - 6/2/11
Thursday, June 2nd, 2011Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A. A salad shooter.
Joke Of The Day - 5/21/11
Saturday, May 21st, 2011Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A. He decided to stick it out for one more year!
