Posts Tagged ‘dirty jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 5/20/12

Sunday, May 20th, 2012

Q. What is the difference between pink and purple?
A. The grip!

Joke Of The Day - 5/6/12

Sunday, May 6th, 2012

Q. What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A. Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.

Joke Of The Day - 4/4/12

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

Q. What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common?
A. The Hanger.

Joke Of The Day - 1/12/12

Thursday, January 12th, 2012

Q. What is the best thing about an 18 year old girl in the shower?
A. Slick her hair back she looks 15.

Joke Of The Day - 1/10/12

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Joke Of The Day - 10/29/11

Saturday, October 29th, 2011

Q. What do an airport and an illegal abortion have in common?
A. The hanger.

Joke Of The Day - 10/27/11

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

Q. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A. Full.

Joke of the day - 7/27/11

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”

Joke Of The Day - 6/18/11

Saturday, June 18th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love does not last forever.

Joke Of The Day - 6/9/11

Thursday, June 9th, 2011

Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy.