Joke of the day - 6/19/09
Friday, June 19th, 2009Q. What do you call an afghan virgin
A. Mever bin laid on
Posts Tagged ‘dirty jokes’
Joke of the day - 5/31/09
Sunday, May 31st, 2009Q. What’s a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
Joke of the day - 5/29/09
Friday, May 29th, 2009Q. What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom’s apple pie.
Joke of the day - 4/24/09
Friday, April 24th, 2009Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins !
Joke of the day - 4/21/09
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!
Joke of the day - 3/28/09
Saturday, March 28th, 2009Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It’s sex with someone they love.
Joke of the day - 3/15/09
Sunday, March 15th, 2009Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!
Joke of the day - 3/14/09
Saturday, March 14th, 2009Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
Joke of the day - 2/10/09
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy.
Joke of the day - 2/7/09
Saturday, February 7th, 2009Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese
