Posts Tagged ‘difference jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 1/18/12

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

Q. What is the difference between mashed potatoes and a pussy?
A. The pussy makes it’s own gravy!

Joke Of The Day - 5/5/11

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

A. What is the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A. A bench can support a family.

Joke Of The Day - 12/28/10

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

Q. What is the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn’t last forever.

Joke Of The Day - 12/2/10

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

Q. What is the difference between a prostitute and a trapese artist?
A. One has a cunning stunt the other has a stunning cunt.

Joke Of The Day - 11/13/10

Saturday, November 13th, 2010

Q. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year the dog is still excited to see you.

Joke Of The Day - 10/25/10

Monday, October 25th, 2010

Q. What is the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in but it is a shame to pull it out.

Joke Of The Day - 10/16/10

Saturday, October 16th, 2010

Q. Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A. Acne waits until you are 14 to cum on you’re face.

Joke Of The Day - 6/20/10

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

Q. What is the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.

Joke of the day - 4/2/09

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.