Joke Of The Day - 12/4/11
Sunday, December 4th, 2011Q. Why do men always give their penis a name?
A. Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
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Joke Of The Day - 10/14/11
Friday, October 14th, 2011Q. What is the only thing worse than seeing your Dad’s dick all hard?
A. Seeing your Mom’s dick all hard.
Joke Of The Day - 9/14/11
Wednesday, September 14th, 2011Q. Did you hear Lorena Bobbit died in a car crash?
A. Some dick cut her off.
Joke Of The Day - 4/18/11
Monday, April 18th, 2011Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Joke Of The Day - 2/18/11
Friday, February 18th, 2011Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
Joke Of The Day - 9/12/10
Sunday, September 12th, 2010Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Joke of the day - 6/2/10
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
Joke of the day - 2/11/10
Thursday, February 11th, 2010Q. What is Moby Dick’s dad’s name?
A. Papa Boner
Joke of the day - 12/14/09
Monday, December 14th, 2009Q. What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them the harder they get.
Joke of the day - 5/20/09
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009Q: Why do men always give their penis a name?
A: Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
