Posts Tagged ‘day jokes’

Quote Of The Day

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

I bought a race horse named “MyFace.” He’s not very fast, but imagine the people in the stands yelling “Come on my face! Come on my face!”

Joke of the day - 5/12/09

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Q. How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to say the F word?
A. Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell *BINGO*!