Posts Tagged ‘daves daily’

Joke of the day - 11/18/09

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Q. What’s the difference between pink and purple?
A. The grip!

Joke of the day - 11/2/09

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Joke of the day - 5/26/09

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 2 calves, 1 ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find.

Joke of the day - 12/26/08

Friday, December 26th, 2008

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes