Joke Of The Day - 11/9/10
Tuesday, November 9th, 2010Q. What’s the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes “Ribbit” and the other goes “Rubbit.”
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Joke Of The Day - 11/6/10
Saturday, November 6th, 2010Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
A. To keep its nuts dry.
Joke Of The Day - 10/27/10
Wednesday, October 27th, 2010Q. What is another name for pickled bread?
A. Dill dough.
Joke Of The Day - 8/28/10
Saturday, August 28th, 2010Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
A. They went outside to exchange blows.
Joke Of The Day - 7/28/10
Wednesday, July 28th, 2010Q. When does a cub become a boy scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.
Joke of the day - 1/9/10
Saturday, January 9th, 2010Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A. A Mechanic.
Joke of the day - 11/11/09
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Joke of the day - 10/25/09
Sunday, October 25th, 2009Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Joke of the day - 8/31/09
Monday, August 31st, 2009Q. Define “Egghead:”
A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
Joke of the day - 7/19/09
Sunday, July 19th, 2009Q. What’s about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?
A. A toothbrush.
