Joke Of The Day - 5/1/12
Tuesday, May 1st, 2012Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Posts Tagged ‘daily jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 1/8/12
Sunday, January 8th, 2012Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Joke Of The Day - 10/2/11
Sunday, October 2nd, 2011Q. What would happen if you cut off your left side?
A. You would be all right.
Joke Of The Day - 5/21/11
Saturday, May 21st, 2011Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A. He decided to stick it out for one more year!
Joke Of The Day - 4/30/11
Saturday, April 30th, 2011Q. What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A. Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Joke Of The Day - 4/27/11
Wednesday, April 27th, 2011Q. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A. OK you two don’t start anything.
Joke Of The Day - 4/17/11
Sunday, April 17th, 2011Q. There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
A. The one on the range.
Joke Of The Day - 1/18/11
Tuesday, January 18th, 2011Q. Why do men always give their penis a name?
A. Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
Joke Of The Day - 1/6/11
Thursday, January 6th, 2011Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Joke Of The Day - 12/18/10
Saturday, December 18th, 2010A. Did you hear about the Polish bungee jumper?
Q. He hung himself.
