Joke of the day - 5/30/10
Sunday, May 30th, 2010Q. What’s a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.
Posts Tagged ‘daily joke’
Joke of the day - 1/3/10
Sunday, January 3rd, 2010Q. What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!
Joke of the day - 11/2/09
Monday, November 2nd, 2009Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!
Joke of the day - 5/26/09
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 2 calves, 1 ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find.
Joke of the day - 5/4/09
Monday, May 4th, 2009Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts
Joke of the day - 3/19/09
Thursday, March 19th, 2009Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn’t follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
Joke of the day - 12/21/08
Sunday, December 21st, 2008Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.
