Posts Tagged ‘daily haha’

Joke Of The Day - 8/14/11

Sunday, August 14th, 2011

Q. Why do soldiers wear condoms?
A. So the enemy does not seem them coming!

Joke of the day - 7/11/11

Monday, July 11th, 2011

Q. What does the toothbrush say to the hair brush.
A. I get more head than you.

Joke Of The Day - 5/13/11

Friday, May 13th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between pink and purple?
A. The grip!

Joke Of The Day - 4/27/11

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Q. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A. OK you two don’t start anything.

Joke Of The Day - 2/28/11

Monday, February 28th, 2011

Q. What do you call a pimp who does not like blow jobs?
A. A headless whoresman.

Joke Of The Day - 1/6/11

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You did not hold the pillow down long enough.