Joke Of The Day - 8/14/11
Sunday, August 14th, 2011Q. Why do soldiers wear condoms?
A. So the enemy does not seem them coming!
Q. Why do soldiers wear condoms?
A. So the enemy does not seem them coming!
Q. What does the toothbrush say to the hair brush.
A. I get more head than you.
Q. What is the difference between pink and purple?
A. The grip!
Q. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A. OK you two don’t start anything.
Q. What do you call a pimp who does not like blow jobs?
A. A headless whoresman.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You did not hold the pillow down long enough.