Posts Tagged ‘customer service’

There Goes My Walmart Job

Monday, May 4th, 2009

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day…… About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I pleasantly said, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins; the oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.
Why the hell would you think they’re twins, are you blind, or just stupid?”
I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

Customer Service A Joke

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

I have been a satisfied Linksys customer till today. I recently had to put my hard drive and memory into a new tower because my old computer took a shitter. So I went to hook it up to the internet with my Linksys wireless router card and it would not work. I had a Linksys program on this tower before so I figured the Wizard would find it in the USB and install it. That was not the case so I called the Linksys number. That is when Dey (pronounced Dee) badge # 28291 answered my call. I gave him the serial number and he said my FREE customer/technical over the phone had expired so he could not help me. He did give me the option of paying $30.00 to renew my customer service and they would help me.

I was upset hearing this as I explained I have purchased a Linksys product and because it was manufactured over a year ago he could not help me install it. That was correct. And again he gave me the option to pay an additional $30.00. So I requested to speak to a manager. At that time Dey put me on hold for over ten minutes and hung up. (I love when they play that game which is why I always get their info) So I called back and spoke to someone else and told them what happened. At this time I requested a manager and someone got on the phone and confirmed the $30.00 fee.

At this time I hung up in frustration and finally figured it out on my own. I do question what America is really coming too? They really tried to rip me off for $30.00 or more for information that should be supplied for free when you purchase a product from their company. This should stand for any company. It is sad how companies take advantage of people everyday. I am glad I did not fall for their scam.

And if you want to call Dey his badge # is 28291 and the Linksys # is 1 800 546.5797

Tell him he can suck on Deeeeeeeeeeeez