Joke Of The Day - 2/2/12
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012Q. Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A. So you know if you are cumming or going.
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Joke Of The Day - 8/31/11
Wednesday, August 31st, 2011Q. Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A. So you know if you are cumming or going.
Joke Of The Day - 5/24/11
Tuesday, May 24th, 2011Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can not?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Joke Of The Day - 3/31/11
Thursday, March 31st, 2011Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can not?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Joke Of The Day - 11/29/10
Monday, November 29th, 2010Q. Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A. So you know if you are cumming or going.
Joke Of The Day - 10/16/10
Saturday, October 16th, 2010Q. Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A. Acne waits until you are 14 to cum on you’re face.
Joke Of The Day - 7/12/10
Monday, July 12th, 2010Q. What is the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.
Joke Of The Day - 6/29/10
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew before she swallows.
Joke Of The Day - 6/18/10
Friday, June 18th, 2010Q. What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can’t?
A. Cum in five different flavors.
Joke of the day - 1/30/10
Saturday, January 30th, 2010Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don’t stop for directions.
