Joke Of The Day - 4/5/11
Tuesday, April 5th, 2011Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide and drives women crazy?
A. Money.
Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide and drives women crazy?
A. Money.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it does not come means you are in big trouble.
Q. Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
A. He was half nuts!!!
Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne waits until you’re 14 to cum on you’re face
Q. What do sex and a savings account have in common?
A. Once you withdraw you lose interest.