Posts Tagged ‘cow jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 10/17/11

Monday, October 17th, 2011

Q. What would you call a cow who cuts grass?
A. A lawn mooer.

Joke Of The Day - 6/24/11

Friday, June 24th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.

Joke Of The Day - 7/2/10

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Q. Why do women have 2% more brains than a cow?
A. So when you pull their tits they won’t shit on the floor.

Joke Of The Day - 6/20/10

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

Q. What is the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.

Joke of the day - 2/6/10

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

Joke of the day - 12/15/09

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Q. What’s the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.