Joke Of The Day - 10/17/11
Monday, October 17th, 2011Q. What would you call a cow who cuts grass?
A. A lawn mooer.
Q. What would you call a cow who cuts grass?
A. A lawn mooer.
Q. What is the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.
Q. Why do women have 2% more brains than a cow?
A. So when you pull their tits they won’t shit on the floor.
Q. What is the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q. What’s the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.