Joke of the day - 7/12/11
Tuesday, July 12th, 2011Q. How is anal sex like a microwave?
A. Both can brown your meat without cooking it.
Q. How is anal sex like a microwave?
A. Both can brown your meat without cooking it.
Q. How do men define a “50/50? relationship?
A. Women cook, men eat; women clean, men get dirty; women iron, men wrinkle.
Q. What is the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A. Everyone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup!
Q. How is anal sex like a microwave?
A. Both can brown your meat without cooking it.
Q. There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
A. The one on the range.
Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts