Posts Tagged ‘cooking jokes’

Joke of the day - 7/12/11

Tuesday, July 12th, 2011

Q. How is anal sex like a microwave?
A. Both can brown your meat without cooking it.

Joke Of The Day - 4/11/11

Monday, April 11th, 2011

Q. How do men define a “50/50? relationship?
A. Women cook, men eat; women clean, men get dirty; women iron, men wrinkle.

Joke Of The Day - 2/24/11

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A. Everyone can chop beef but not everyone can pea soup!

Joke of the day - 3/7/10

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Q. How is anal sex like a microwave?
A. Both can brown your meat without cooking it.

Joke of the day - 10/11/09

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

Q. There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
A. The one on the range.

Joke of the day - 5/4/09

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts