Joke Of The Day - 10/8/10
Friday, October 8th, 2010Q. Did you hear the slogan for the the new “Stealth Condom?”
A. “They’ll never see you coming.”
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Joke Of The Day - 9/29/10
Wednesday, September 29th, 2010Q. Why did the condom cross the road?
A. Because it was pissed off.
Joke Of The Day - 9/12/10
Sunday, September 12th, 2010Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Joke Of The Day - 7/16/10
Friday, July 16th, 2010Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Joke of the day - 5/21/10
Friday, May 21st, 2010Q. Have you heard about the new super sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Joke of the day - 11/19/09
Thursday, November 19th, 2009Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed.
Joke of the day - 11/13/09
Friday, November 13th, 2009Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed.
Joke of the day - 10/9/09
Friday, October 9th, 2009Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Joke of the day - 9/13/09
Sunday, September 13th, 2009Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Joke of the day - 7/29/09
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009Q. Why do soldiers wear condoms?
A. So the enemy doesn’t seem ‘em coming!
