Joke Of The Day - 1/27/12
Friday, January 27th, 2012Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Posts Tagged ‘condom jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 11/2/11
Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011Q. What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?
A. They both capture the moment!
Joke Of The Day - 9/23/11
Friday, September 23rd, 2011Q. Why did the condom cross the road?
A. Because it was pissed off.
Joke Of The Day - 8/14/11
Sunday, August 14th, 2011Q. Why do soldiers wear condoms?
A. So the enemy does not seem them coming!
Joke of the day - 7/31/11
Sunday, July 31st, 2011Q. What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?
A. They both capture the moment!
Joke Of The Day - 5/18/11
Wednesday, May 18th, 2011Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you are screwed.
Joke Of The Day - 4/18/11
Monday, April 18th, 2011Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Joke Of The Day - 3/28/11
Monday, March 28th, 2011Q. What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?
A. They both capture the moment!
Joke Of The Day - 12/13/10
Monday, December 13th, 2010A. Have you heard about the new super sensitive condoms?
Q. After you fuck her they stay and talk to her.
Joke Of The Day - 10/24/10
Sunday, October 24th, 2010Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
