There Goes My Walmart Job
Monday, May 4th, 2009So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day…… About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I pleasantly said, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins; the oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.
Why the hell would you think they’re twins, are you blind, or just stupid?”
I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
