Posts Tagged ‘coming jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 9/18/11

Sunday, September 18th, 2011

Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can not?
A. Come in eight flavors.

Joke Of The Day - 8/14/11

Sunday, August 14th, 2011

Q. Why do soldiers wear condoms?
A. So the enemy does not seem them coming!

Joke Of The Day - 6/17/11

Friday, June 17th, 2011

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming!

Joke Of The Day - 12/8/10

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Joke Of The Day - 11/19/10

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Joke Of The Day - 10/8/10

Friday, October 8th, 2010

Q. Did you hear the slogan for the the new “Stealth Condom?”
A. “They’ll never see you coming.”

Joke Of The Day - 6/26/10

Saturday, June 26th, 2010

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming!

Joke of the day - 3/29/09

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.