Posts Tagged ‘cock jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 12/27/11

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You do not have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Joke Of The Day - 6/8/11

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Joke Of The Day - 2/6/11

Sunday, February 6th, 2011

Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 feet of my cock in your ass!

Joke Of The Day - 1/28/11

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Joke of the day - 2/5/10

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Q. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A. A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

Joke of the day - 1/11/10

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Joke of the day - 9/20/09

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Q. If I had a rooster and you had a mule and your mule ate the feet off of my rooster, what would we have?
A. Two feet of my cock in your ass!

Joke of the day - 6/15/09

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 ft. of my cock in your ass

Joke of the day - 6/1/09

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Joke of the day - 3/31/09

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.