Posts Tagged ‘cock jokes’
Sunday, February 19th, 2012
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Tags: cock jokes, crossing jokes, funny jokes, peanut butter jokes, rooster jokes, stick jokes
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Tuesday, December 27th, 2011
Q. What is the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You do not have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Tags: blow job jokes, cock jokes, paycheck jokes, paychecks, wife jokes
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Wednesday, June 8th, 2011
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Tags: cock jokes, peanut butter jokes, roof jokes, rooster jokes
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Sunday, February 6th, 2011
Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 feet of my cock in your ass!
Tags: animal jokes, cock in ass, cock jokes, dirty jokes, donkey jokes, rooster jokes, sex jokes
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Friday, January 28th, 2011
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Tags: cock jokes, mouth jokes, peanut butter jokes, roof of mouth, rooster jokes
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
Q. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A. A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
Tags: animal jokes, cock jokes, funny jokes, lost cell phones, poles and cocks, rooster and pole, telephone jokes
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Monday, January 11th, 2010
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Tags: cock jokes, funny cock jokes, funny jokes, peanut butter, peanut butter jokes, peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth, peanut jokes
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Sunday, September 20th, 2009
Q. If I had a rooster and you had a mule and your mule ate the feet off of my rooster, what would we have?
A. Two feet of my cock in your ass!
Tags: cock jokes, farm animal jokes, funny jokes, kids jokes, mule jokes, rooster jokes, roosters and mules
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Monday, June 15th, 2009
Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 ft. of my cock in your ass
Tags: animal jokes, bob levy jokes, cock jokes, filthy jokes, funny jokes, howard stern jokes, joke man, jokes, one line jokes, rooster jokes
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Monday, June 1st, 2009
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Tags: cock jokes, cock sticks to mouth, cross the road, funny jokes, jokes, peanut butter, rooster jokes, rooster peanut butter
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