Joke of the day - 2/5/10
Friday, February 5th, 2010Q. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A. A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
Q. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A. A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Q. If I had a rooster and you had a mule and your mule ate the feet off of my rooster, what would we have?
A. Two feet of my cock in your ass!
Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 ft. of my cock in your ass
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.