Posts Tagged ‘cock jokes’

Joke of the day - 2/5/10

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Q. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A. A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

Joke of the day - 1/11/10

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Joke of the day - 9/20/09

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Q. If I had a rooster and you had a mule and your mule ate the feet off of my rooster, what would we have?
A. Two feet of my cock in your ass!

Joke of the day - 6/15/09

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 ft. of my cock in your ass

Joke of the day - 6/1/09

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Joke of the day - 3/31/09

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.