Posts Tagged ‘cock jokes’
Tuesday, December 27th, 2011
Q. What is the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You do not have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Tags: blow job jokes, cock jokes, paycheck jokes, paychecks, wife jokes
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Wednesday, June 8th, 2011
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Tags: cock jokes, peanut butter jokes, roof jokes, rooster jokes
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Sunday, February 6th, 2011
Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 feet of my cock in your ass!
Tags: animal jokes, cock in ass, cock jokes, dirty jokes, donkey jokes, rooster jokes, sex jokes
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Friday, January 28th, 2011
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Tags: cock jokes, mouth jokes, peanut butter jokes, roof of mouth, rooster jokes
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
Q. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A. A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
Tags: animal jokes, cock jokes, funny jokes, lost cell phones, poles and cocks, rooster and pole, telephone jokes
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Monday, January 11th, 2010
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Tags: cock jokes, funny cock jokes, funny jokes, peanut butter, peanut butter jokes, peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth, peanut jokes
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Sunday, September 20th, 2009
Q. If I had a rooster and you had a mule and your mule ate the feet off of my rooster, what would we have?
A. Two feet of my cock in your ass!
Tags: cock jokes, farm animal jokes, funny jokes, kids jokes, mule jokes, rooster jokes, roosters and mules
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Monday, June 15th, 2009
Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 ft. of my cock in your ass
Tags: animal jokes, bob levy jokes, cock jokes, filthy jokes, funny jokes, howard stern jokes, joke man, jokes, one line jokes, rooster jokes
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Monday, June 1st, 2009
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Tags: cock jokes, cock sticks to mouth, cross the road, funny jokes, jokes, peanut butter, rooster jokes, rooster peanut butter
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Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
Tags: animal jokes, cock jokes, funny phone jokes, jim florentine, phone jokes, phone pranks, rooster jokes, telephone pole, terrorizing telemarketers
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