Joke of the day - 10/7/09
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009Q. What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It’s arse!
Q. What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It’s arse!
Q. What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A. Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Q. What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A. He got toad away.
Q. Why do moths fly with their legs open?
A. Have you seen the size of mothballs.
Q. What is the new #*@! website address?
A. c : enter ### (see colon enter pound pound pound).