Posts Tagged ‘clean jokes’

Joke of the day - 10/7/09

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Q. What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It’s arse!

Joke of the day - 6/18/09

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Q. What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A. Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Joke of the day - 3/26/09

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Q. What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A. He got toad away.

Joke of the day - 3/24/09

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Q. Why do moths fly with their legs open?
A. Have you seen the size of mothballs.

Joke of the day - 1/21/09

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Q. What is the new #*@! website address?
A. c : enter ### (see colon enter pound pound pound).