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Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
Posts Tagged ‘church’
Dirty Minds in Church
Sunday, October 19th, 2008
Obama Is A Long-Leg Mack Daddy!
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008You may have heard clips of Pastor Manning on Howard Stern:
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Going to Church?
Sunday, September 14th, 2008
What a Church won’t do for some $$$
Monday, August 18th, 2008A crusty old man walks into the local Baptist Church and says to the secretary, ‘I would like to join this damn church.’
The astonished woman replies, ‘I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?’
‘Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!’
‘I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.’
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation.
The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, ‘Sir, what seems to be the problem here?’
‘There is no damn problem,’ the man says. ‘I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. ‘
‘I see,’ said the pastor. ‘And is this bitch giving you a hard time?’
Italian Clock commercial
Sunday, August 17th, 2008Church Says To Buy Sirius
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008
