Posts Tagged ‘christmas jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 12/25/11

Sunday, December 25th, 2011

Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Joke Of The Day - 12/22/11

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can hoe hoe hoe!

Joke Of The Day - 12/21/11

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Joke Of The Day - 12/22/10

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.

Joke of the day - 12/23/09

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.

Joke of the day - 12/21/09

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The Elf-abet!

Joke of the day - 12/27/08

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snow blower coming.

Joke of the day - 12/25/08

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Joke of the day - 12/24/08

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

Q. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A. Crisp Cringle

Joke of the day - 12/23/08

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can hoe hoe hoe