Posts Tagged ‘christmas jokes’
Sunday, December 25th, 2011
Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Tags: christmas jokes, fat guy credit, fat guy jokes, office jokes
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Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can hoe hoe hoe!
Tags: christmas jokes, garden jokes, ho ho ho, hoe hoe hoe, hoe jokes, santa jokes
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Wednesday, December 21st, 2011
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Tags: breakfast jokes, christmas jokes, frosted flakes, snowmen jokes
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Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.
Tags: christmas jokes, dirty christmas jokes, erection sets, gay kid jokes, kids christmas jokes
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Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Tags: chris cringle, christmas jokes, crisp cringle, funny one line holiday jokes, santa claus jokes
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Monday, December 21st, 2009
Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The Elf-abet!
Tags: christmas jokes, elf abet, elf jokes, funny holiday jokes, school jokes, x mas jokes
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Saturday, December 27th, 2008
Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snow blower coming.
Tags: christmas jokes, frosty the snowman, funny jokes, Joke of the Day, snow blower, snow on christmas, snowblower
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Thursday, December 25th, 2008
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Tags: christmas jokes, explicit jokes, fat man kid jokes, funny jokes, good jokes, jokes, merry christmas, safe for work
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Wednesday, December 24th, 2008
Q. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A. Crisp Cringle
Tags: christmas jokes, crisp cringle, funny jokes, santa jokes
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Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008
Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can hoe hoe hoe
Tags: christmas jokes, dirty jokes, ho jokes, joke hunt, joke land, joke man, jokes, santa jokes
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