Posts Tagged ‘boob jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 12/13/11

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don’t have eyes.

Joke Of The Day - 2/11/11

Friday, February 11th, 2011

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts do not have eyes.

Joke Of The Day - 12/11/10

Saturday, December 11th, 2010

Q. You know what those little bumps are on a girls nipple are?
A. It is Braille for “lick here.”

Joke Of The Day - 8/11/10

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

Q. Why do they call it the wonder bra?
A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

Joke of the day - 4/14/10

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Q. What kind of bees produce milk?
A. Boobies

Joke of the day - 3/25/10

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

Q. What’s the job application to Hooters?
A. They just give you a bra and say here fill this out.

Joke of the day - 1/29/10

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went.

Joke of the day - 11/7/09

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went.

Joke of the day - 10/8/09

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!

Joke of the day - 7/10/09

Friday, July 10th, 2009

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman’s’ nipples for?
A. Its Braille for “suck here”.