Posts Tagged ‘boob jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 2/26/12

Sunday, February 26th, 2012

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts do not have eyes.

Joke Of The Day - 12/13/11

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don’t have eyes.

Joke Of The Day - 2/11/11

Friday, February 11th, 2011

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts do not have eyes.

Joke Of The Day - 12/11/10

Saturday, December 11th, 2010

Q. You know what those little bumps are on a girls nipple are?
A. It is Braille for “lick here.”

Joke Of The Day - 8/11/10

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

Q. Why do they call it the wonder bra?
A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

Joke of the day - 4/14/10

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Q. What kind of bees produce milk?
A. Boobies

Joke of the day - 3/25/10

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

Q. What’s the job application to Hooters?
A. They just give you a bra and say here fill this out.

Joke of the day - 1/29/10

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went.

Joke of the day - 11/7/09

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went.

Joke of the day - 10/8/09

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!