Joke Of The Day - 4/8/12
Sunday, April 8th, 2012Q. What is the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A. Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Q. What is the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A. Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Q. What is the best thing about a blow job?
A. The ten minutes of silence!
Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they have at least one way to shut a woman up.
A teenage girl asked her mom, “Is it true baby’s come out were boys put their penis?”
Her mom said, “Yes”
TheĀ girl said, “Won’t that knock my teeth out?”