Posts Tagged ‘blow jobs’

Joke Of The Day - 4/8/12

Sunday, April 8th, 2012

Q. What is the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A. Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Joke Of The Day - 6/30/10

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

Q. What is the best thing about a blow job?
A. The ten minutes of silence!

Joke of the day - 4/12/10

Monday, April 12th, 2010

Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Quote of the day

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

A teenage girl asked her mom, “Is it true baby’s come out were boys put their penis?”
Her mom said, “Yes”
TheĀ  girl said, “Won’t that knock my teeth out?”

Smart Car vs Lamborghini

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008