Posts Tagged ‘blow job jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 5/1/12

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Joke Of The Day - 3/18/12

Sunday, March 18th, 2012

Q. What do you call a pimp who does not like blow jobs?
A. A headless whoresman.

Joke Of The Day - 1/2/12

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Joke Of The Day - 12/27/11

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Q. What is the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You do not have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Joke Of The Day - 12/26/11

Monday, December 26th, 2011

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don’t get blow jobs while they’re driving

Joke Of The Day - 12/3/11

Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

Q. What is the best thing about a blow job?
A. The ten minutes of silence!

Joke Of The Day - 11/28/11

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Q. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
A. Her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.

Joke Of The Day - 10/9/11

Sunday, October 9th, 2011

Q. What is the best way for a woman to give a guy a hand job?
A. With her mouth.

Joke Of The Day - 8/5/11

Friday, August 5th, 2011

Q. What do you call a pimp who does not like blow jobs?
A. A headless whoresman.

Joke of the day - 7/3/11

Sunday, July 3rd, 2011

Q. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
A. Her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.