Posts Tagged ‘blow job jokes’
Tuesday, May 1st, 2012
Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Tags: blow job jokes, daily jokes, funny jokes, job jokes, wife jokes
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Sunday, March 18th, 2012
Q. What do you call a pimp who does not like blow jobs?
A. A headless whoresman.
Tags: blow job jokes, headless jokes, pimp jokes, whoresman
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Monday, January 2nd, 2012
Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Tags: blow job jokes, job jokes, wife jokes, work jokes
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Tuesday, December 27th, 2011
Q. What is the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You do not have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Tags: blow job jokes, cock jokes, paycheck jokes, paychecks, wife jokes
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Monday, December 26th, 2011
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don’t get blow jobs while they’re driving
Tags: blow job jokes, car insurance jokes, driving jokes, woman driving
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Saturday, December 3rd, 2011
Q. What is the best thing about a blow job?
A. The ten minutes of silence!
Tags: best jokes, bj jokes, blow job jokes, silence
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Monday, November 28th, 2011
Q. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
A. Her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Tags: blow job jokes, daughter jokes, mom jokes, penis jokes, tongue jokes
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Sunday, October 9th, 2011
Q. What is the best way for a woman to give a guy a hand job?
A. With her mouth.
Tags: blow job jokes, hand job jokes, sex jokes, woman jokes
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Friday, August 5th, 2011
Q. What do you call a pimp who does not like blow jobs?
A. A headless whoresman.
Tags: blow job jokes, headless whoresman, pimp jokes, whore jokes, whoresman
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Sunday, July 3rd, 2011
Q. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
A. Her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Tags: blow job jokes, mother daughter jokes, penis jokes, spelling jokes, tongue jokes
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